I water-ski and swim quite well, since I was a teenager. Now, have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?īecause lobsters live for over 100 years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats and stay fertile all their lives. I understand this discussion is a little unpleasant for you.īut it is my duty to prepare you psychologically, for all possible outcomes. You need to choose a companion that is a similar type of animal to you.Ī wolf and a penguin could never live together, nor could a camel and a hippopotamus. Just think as an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companion. Now the fact that you'll turn into an animal if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here is not something that should upset you, or get you down. You have one of our superior rooms, which means you have a view. I'm the hotel manager and this gentleman is my partner. "Thank God they wear those waterproof ponchos," he thought. The unconscious bodies of the captured loners were lying on the wet ground. Inside the wardrobe were four identical grey trousers, four identical button-down shirts in white and blue, a belt, socks, underwear, a blazer, a striped tie and a white bathrobe. On the table were 20 tranquiliser darts, a black plastic watch, a pair of sunglasses and a cologne for men. That way you'll be able to run for longer during the hunt without getting tired and your breath won't smell when you kiss.Įxcuse me, if we need to get a haircut, we must call the reception the day before, is that right?Ī tranquiliser g*n was hanging on the wall above his bed. If you need a haircut, call reception one day ahead. I'm afraid you cannot keep any of your personal belongings.Īs far as garments, accessories and shoes are concerned.įorty-four of forty-five? There are no half sizes. If everything goes well and you make it, you'll be moved to a double room. You can stay at the hotel for up to 45 days. You can use facilities for individual sports, such as squash and golf. OK, so you are not allowed to use the volleyball or tennis courts. OK, I would like you to write your name clearly on this form in capital letters. You might remember him: medium build, 48 years old, bald patch, blond hair. He was here a couple of years ago but he didn't make it. I think I should be registered as a heterosexual. I'm afraid you have to decide right now if you want to be registered as a h*m* or a heterosexual. No, sir, this option is no longer available since about last summer, due to several operational problems. However, I had one h*m* experience in the past, in college. Your last relationship lasted how many years? Sir, do you mind taking a look into the camera here for me? He didn't burst into tears and he didn't think that the first thing people most people do when they realise someone doesn't love them anymore is cry. He was thinking his wife didn't love him at all any more. His back hurt a little but not like some other times in the past when the pain was intolerable. He decided that his brown leather shoes were the best pair to wear.
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